i found myself on omegle



like are you fucking kidding me there were 44,000 people online but i’m still forever alone


"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive


one time i was at my friends house and she invited these senior guys over and one of them was really hot and we kinda flirted the entire night so i went into the kitchen to get some water and he followed me and i turn around and he just grabs me and pulls me into the pantry and we start like intensely making out and he was about to finger me and then my friends mom opened the pantry and was like “thats not the type of food i wanted” i’vE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 90 YEARS

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