SO ACCORDING TO ANCESTRY.COM MY ANCESTORS HELPED SET UP AND RAN THE FIRST WHORE HOUSE IN THE NEW WORLD.
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
I wonder how many Sherlockians are aware of the popular theory among scholars that Arthur Conan Doyle’s knighthood was a personal bribe from the king of England to return to writing Sherlock Holmes stories after The Final Problem.
every time i get sad i just remember how much sir arthur conan doyle hates sherlock and i laugh for like at least 20 minutes
It’s like he’s the previous reincarnation of Robert Pattinson
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday